IKEA brings families and couples together. But sadly, something as small as a disagreement over which colour cushion to get can tear them apart.

No more. With IKEA Couples Therapy, we bring in a psychologist to scour the showroom floor for bickering couples, squabbling spouses, and all-out shouting matches.

Our psychologist then sits hot-headed couples down on the nearest POANG armchair, before calmly assessing the pros and cons of their relationship, argument, and why those curtains will go horribly with the sofa.

Safely diffused, participating couples are given a discount for their time, along with a handy therapy guide in IKEA's trademark style.